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A Reminder
Written by: Sir Kinilan Demaxx, The Exile
Date: Thursday, June 27th, 2024
Addressed to: Emperor Emeritus Imyrr Invictus, the Wayward Avatar
Dear Friend,
How have you been? Not well I've heard. Going to lose your magic stick soon, huh? No more cheap tricks for you, huh? Yeah what a real kick in the pants that is, on top of being evicted from your home. You never did pay me for those totems by the way but then I guess that is what I get for trusting a dirty Order hopper like you. I mean what kind of "person" swears themselves to one God and then just decides to swear to serve Another? Not that it really matters since you Staff has-beens never really last for long so I don't expect you to be a problem from here on out.
Now Buddy, if you really do want to keep moving forward you should think about finding yourself a hobby. You know, something to keep your mind sharp and more importantly keep you out of my way. Your dreams of Empire are dead and burried but maybe you can go find yourslef a nice clutch of eggs to suck on or you can try rolling around in that muddy ditch just outside your gates. you know, the one you've had decades to fix?
Listen my fae. It really doesn't matter what you do next because your time is over but do try to remeber this one thing for me, okay? I'm the most important person on all of Creation.
Sir Kinilan Demaxx, Thrice-Knighted, Quarter-Ascended, and overall grander than thee.
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 949 AF.
A Reminder
Written by: Sir Kinilan Demaxx, The Exile
Date: Thursday, June 27th, 2024
Addressed to: Emperor Emeritus Imyrr Invictus, the Wayward Avatar
Dear Friend,
How have you been? Not well I've heard. Going to lose your magic stick soon, huh? No more cheap tricks for you, huh? Yeah what a real kick in the pants that is, on top of being evicted from your home. You never did pay me for those totems by the way but then I guess that is what I get for trusting a dirty Order hopper like you. I mean what kind of "person" swears themselves to one God and then just decides to swear to serve Another? Not that it really matters since you Staff has-beens never really last for long so I don't expect you to be a problem from here on out.
Now Buddy, if you really do want to keep moving forward you should think about finding yourself a hobby. You know, something to keep your mind sharp and more importantly keep you out of my way. Your dreams of Empire are dead and burried but maybe you can go find yourslef a nice clutch of eggs to suck on or you can try rolling around in that muddy ditch just outside your gates. you know, the one you've had decades to fix?
Listen my fae. It really doesn't matter what you do next because your time is over but do try to remeber this one thing for me, okay? I'm the most important person on all of Creation.
Sir Kinilan Demaxx, Thrice-Knighted, Quarter-Ascended, and overall grander than thee.
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 949 AF.