People have asked me for years, what is a Targie. Well I figured I'd make a quick start guide for you!

1. What is NOT a Targie
Here is a list of traits not commonly seen in Targies. One key take away is that while some may contain some of these traits, this is the exception not the rule.

Smart
Brave
Honest
Strategic
Smart

2. Can a Targie not be part of Targossas?
Yes! In fact, we have spotted a few Targies in every city! These are people who have been part of multiple cities over their lives and only seek to force other people to do what they want. You know the type, they show up and immediately suckle from the teat of power.

3. What should I do if I spot a Targie?
This is a topic of great contention. Do you douse them with water? Do you light them on fire? Well, yes. Every Targie has their own weaknesses. You need to first identify them. Here are some tools to help you identify the Targies.

1. Learn your history! There was a group called the Qashar, many of them we're literally homeless people who found a way to organize. While we applaud the growth of the most downtrodden folks and their perserverence, the reason they were downtrodden is because they were Targies. They did this to themselves.

2. If they defend Targossas while not being a citizen of Targossas, you might have a Targie.

3. If they think they're better than you and expect you to follow their direction "cause they said so" you might have a Targie.

4. If they get easily threatened by you and immediately use what power they have against you in order to silence you, you might have a Targie.

5. If they expose their weakness by acting emotionally to a logical problem, you might have a Targie.

6. If the smell of garlic irritates their nostrils, you might have a Targie.

7. If they are over eager to watch your children without you present, you might have a Targie.

8. If they think their actions are flawless and are specifically hypocritical to their cause, you might have a Targie.

9. If you have convinced a whole city to let you join and take leadership positions after being a member of Targossas, you might be a Targie.


If you are experiencing 3-4 of these symptoms, you may have been in prolonged exposure to a Targie and should seek professional advice. I would reccomend speaking to Sallust and figure out how you feel about his business. Based on that result.... YOU might be a Targie!

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Mayan, in the year 840 AF.