Ladies and gentleman,

This is Curtis coming at you again with an exciting announcement.

Inspired by the lack of decent and/or dignified entertainment in this world, I've decided to form a band. If you have interest in writing and performing songs, please write to me and we can schedule an interview.

If you just want to feel cool and like the idea of being in a band without contributing, please do not feel bothered to apply. This is a project that I'm quite serious about.

Stay classy,

Curtis E. Marsyas



Penned by my hand on the 19th of Phaestian, in the year 839 AF.