Loyalties and alliances are so disgustingly transient. Round and round mortals go from one city to the next, getting enemied and unenemied and swearing one oath after another.

It's repetitive and BORING.

Do you know what's not repetitive and boring? MY BIRTHDAY. It's a little late but this year I am 500 years old and I'll never be 500 again unless the Weave once more decides we should be celebrating the New Year over and over and over and over...

SO! To celebrate my birthday, in a little while from this post, I will first be running a Birthday Box Draw at Before the Delosian Bridge. Every box is only 500 gold, so the prizes aren't super exotic, but one very lucky buyer may walk away with 25,000 gold! Why 25,000? Because if I gave you 50,000 you'd just buy all the boxes and recoup everything and that's not very fun.

Once the boxes are sold out, the cart will then have a Very Nearly Free Buffet, food for only 50 gold! And that's a bargain!

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

Huzzah.

Skye (Birthday Girl)

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Aeguary, in the year 822 AF.