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Losers rejoice
Written by: Director Jonesey Corder, Mr. Fancy Pants
Date: Monday, June 3rd, 2019
Addressed to: Everyone
Do not worry, your King has arrived. Clearly you children cannot be left alone so I have assumed my birthright and I claim my throne.
In the span of just one year, look at how much you have ruined. Do not fret you peasants, I and only I can fix this. For those of you naysayers, well who cares you aren't King and I offer you a complimentary beheading.
I have been practicing on you in the form of journalism, but after experiencing the job of solving your problems I have all the answers to fix everything.
There will be royal decrees in the months to come that go over the changes in greater detail but be prepared for sweeping reform that I and only I can solve.
King Jones
Penned by my hand on the 6th of Daedalan, in the year 802 AF.
Losers rejoice
Written by: Director Jonesey Corder, Mr. Fancy Pants
Date: Monday, June 3rd, 2019
Addressed to: Everyone
Do not worry, your King has arrived. Clearly you children cannot be left alone so I have assumed my birthright and I claim my throne.
In the span of just one year, look at how much you have ruined. Do not fret you peasants, I and only I can fix this. For those of you naysayers, well who cares you aren't King and I offer you a complimentary beheading.
I have been practicing on you in the form of journalism, but after experiencing the job of solving your problems I have all the answers to fix everything.
There will be royal decrees in the months to come that go over the changes in greater detail but be prepared for sweeping reform that I and only I can solve.
King Jones
Penned by my hand on the 6th of Daedalan, in the year 802 AF.