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Poetry News Post #50

My personal thoughts on turkeys and why I want one

Written by: An Occultist Formerly Known As Lemon Ni'Choya is now called <(x)>
Date: Saturday, March 11th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


Aaaaaack, I haven't posted a poem in a few days. Forgive me, been stressed about a few things. K, I've noticed my poetry is getting worse and worse. 😛 Here's the latest poetic masterpiece from the poet <(x)>.

Oh, how I long
How I long for a turkey
I search high and low
I search Shastaan and Tasur'ke

Oh, how I long
To hear that sweet 'Gobble gobble!'
For a turkey I would fight
I would quarrel and squabble

Oh, how I long
To see a turkey flap it's wings
To see it dance and prance about
Oh the joy a turkey brings!

Oh, how I long
To see a turkey's scrawny feet
Scratching and digging in the dirt
Like a pudgy hippopotamus in heat

Oh, how I long
To see a turkey's feathery tail
So that I may distinguish
Whether it is male or female

Oh, how I long
How I long for a turkey
I better stop now
I am going berzerky.

Yes, my poetry is definitely going downhill. Ugh. 😛
<(x)>

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Daedalan, in the year 243 AF.


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Poetry News Post #50

My personal thoughts on turkeys and why I want one

Written by: An Occultist Formerly Known As Lemon Ni'Choya is now called <(x)>
Date: Saturday, March 11th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


Aaaaaack, I haven't posted a poem in a few days. Forgive me, been stressed about a few things. K, I've noticed my poetry is getting worse and worse. 😛 Here's the latest poetic masterpiece from the poet <(x)>.

Oh, how I long
How I long for a turkey
I search high and low
I search Shastaan and Tasur'ke

Oh, how I long
To hear that sweet 'Gobble gobble!'
For a turkey I would fight
I would quarrel and squabble

Oh, how I long
To see a turkey flap it's wings
To see it dance and prance about
Oh the joy a turkey brings!

Oh, how I long
To see a turkey's scrawny feet
Scratching and digging in the dirt
Like a pudgy hippopotamus in heat

Oh, how I long
To see a turkey's feathery tail
So that I may distinguish
Whether it is male or female

Oh, how I long
How I long for a turkey
I better stop now
I am going berzerky.

Yes, my poetry is definitely going downhill. Ugh. 😛
<(x)>

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Daedalan, in the year 243 AF.


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