Sapince...All Hear Me, For I Speak! This is the dawning of a new age,
a new age of poetry and the god-like powers it wields. Fear Me!
Hail Me! Ladies and Gerbils...I give you...<Lightnig strikes and creepy
music kicks in right about now> 'I Do Not Like, Revolting Ghouls And Spam'
By Dr. Gladeuss...

I Do Not Like Revolting Ghouls And Spam

I am Glade
Glade I am
Would you fight Revolting ghouls and Spam?

I do not like them Glade I am
I do not like revolting ghouls and spam

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere!
I do not like revolting ghouls and spam,
I do not like them Glade I am

Would you fight them in azdun?
Would you fight them with a Mhun?

I would not fight them in azdun
I would not fight them with a mhun
I would not fight them here or there
I would not fight them anywhere!
I do not like revolting ghouls and spam
I do not like them Glade I am!

Would you fight them in Mogedheau?
Would you fight them with a grookor two?
Not in Mogedheau!

Not in Mogedheau!
Not with a grook or two!
Not In azdun!
Not With a Mhun!
I would not fight them here or there!
I would not fight them anywhere!
I would not fight revolting ghouls and spam!
I do not like them Glade I am!

Would you? Could you? In a tree?

Not in a tree! Now let me be!
I would not fight them in azdun!
I would not fight them with a mhun!
I would not fight them here or there!
I would not fight them anywhere!
I do not like revolting ghouls and spam
I do not like them Glade I am!

I'm sure that you could take the pain,
Would you could you in the rain?

I would not could not in the rain!
I would not could not take the pain!
I would not fight them in a tree!
I just wish you'd let me be!
I would not fight them in azdun!
I would not fight them with a mhun!
I would not fight them here or there!
I would not fight them anywhere!
I do not like revolting ghouls and spam
I do not like them Glade I am!

Would you could you with a goat?
Would you could you in a boat?

I would not could not with a goat!
I would not could not in a boat!
I'd throw them overboard and hope they don't float!
I would not fight them in a tree!
I just wish you'd let me Be!
I would not fight them in azdun!
I would not fight them with a mhun!
I would not fight them here or there!
I would not fight them anywhere!
I do not like revolting ghouls and spam
I do not like them Glade I am!

Then please, without the spam...?
Fine, if I fight them without any spam,
Then I will you let me be?
I do not like revolting ghouls...Or Spam!
I will fight the ghoul, and you will see

<Maul! Rip! Rip! Maul! Maul!>

Say!
I do like revolting ghouls WITHOUT spam!
I do! I like them Glade I am!
I would fight them on a boat!
I would fight them near a goat!
I would fight them in the rain
I could try and take the pain!
And in Azdun
And with a Mhun
And in moghdeau
With a grook or two
Say! I will eat them here or there!
I will eat them anywhere!

This is what I like to see!
Didn't you get good exp.?
Aren't you glad I didn't let you be?

I do like Revolting ghouls, but without spam!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Glade I am!

THE END

Just so you all don't go and bite me heads off, for the record, I'm
well aware that I missplled Moghdeau or whatever the heck its called. I'm also
well aware that I made a mistake in there somewhere with a double
lone, and just so you know, the "Spam" refered to here is everything like
lag, spam, and all that kind of stuff...I think the rest of the poem
speaks for its self! Eh?

Yours Truly, Dr. Gladeuss

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Sarapin, in the year 243 AF.