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Lament for my Birthday
Written by: The Forestal Siren, Laurelai, Wielder of Whips and Vines
Date: Sunday, October 10th, 2004
Addressed to: Everyone
I can't believe I reached another
This time I have turned fifty
I suppose I have to wear weird clothes
And say words like "neat" and "nifty"
I'll find a cane and creep about
Back bent and hobbled steps
I'll tie my hair back in a bun
And collect a million pets
I'll yell at youngsters running by
And mutter to myself
I'll make them sit and listen to me
Of when I was a younger elf
"Ah, the golden days" I'll frequently say
As I rock in a chair and ponder
I'll take long walks or visit with friends
Or sit in the shade up yonder
Oh to be fifty, I cannot believe
Am I really this old of a lady?
But I just think with a grin and a wink
I don't feel a day over eighty
Penned by my hand on the 16th of Miraman, in the year 375 AF.
Lament for my Birthday
Written by: The Forestal Siren, Laurelai, Wielder of Whips and Vines
Date: Sunday, October 10th, 2004
Addressed to: Everyone
I can't believe I reached another
This time I have turned fifty
I suppose I have to wear weird clothes
And say words like "neat" and "nifty"
I'll find a cane and creep about
Back bent and hobbled steps
I'll tie my hair back in a bun
And collect a million pets
I'll yell at youngsters running by
And mutter to myself
I'll make them sit and listen to me
Of when I was a younger elf
"Ah, the golden days" I'll frequently say
As I rock in a chair and ponder
I'll take long walks or visit with friends
Or sit in the shade up yonder
Oh to be fifty, I cannot believe
Am I really this old of a lady?
But I just think with a grin and a wink
I don't feel a day over eighty
Penned by my hand on the 16th of Miraman, in the year 375 AF.