What is cheese, But out longing for love.
Cheese is the best food in all the land.
Without Cheese out cows would have nothing to do.
With bored cows comes lots of cows who want to kill thing.
From the dead comes the living.
Cheese is the beging and the end.
<~This was all spelled incorrectly by special request before I posted
it.~>

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Glacian, in the year 299 AF.